18 Thoughtful (and Hilarious) Quotes for Men

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In this post, we’ll give you 18 absolutely golden quotes for men. These quotes are directed towards husbands.

Here we go!

18 Great Quotes for Men

1. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

2. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

3. Wives inspire us to great things and prevent us from achieving them.

4. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

5. There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

6. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

7. When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonder what happened.

8. Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.

9. While getting married, most men say to the girl’s parents: “I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life”.

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like “I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life” to the man’s parents?

Nooo…. because women don’t tell lies! 😀😜


10. A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??

11. If the wife wants her husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If the husband wants his wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy.

See also  The Principles of a Happy Marriage

12. A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year and “stress” for the rest of their lives…

13. Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.

14. Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogue!

15. Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “I am talking to my wife!”

16. A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage. She said: “Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys to face the criticism of one idiot.”

17. Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!

18. Husband to wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
She hugged him immediately.

Do celebrate all husbands because it is not easy to be a husband!


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